Friday, May 20, 2011

The Demise of Fuck Face...Part 1

We remember the reminiscence of a tweet recently, something like "Carrying on an affair with a girl who has Multiple Personality Disorder is like playing Russian Roulette with a gun that has all chambers loaded". Extramarital should be included in that somewhere...and fuckit...we looked for it in our Favstar for almost an hour...#thingsyoudowherndrunkandstilldrinking #nowdrinkingscotch

Guess what...revenge is best served both hot and cold. The key is never knowing when it's going to be served.

We've got ample ammunition at our disposal. Months of it... literally 
months...all we need to do is log back into The Other Girls deactivated Facebook account (which we've done on several occasions), give his wife this blog address and talk to the higher ups; don't forget about the actual employees who know what has been going on. That too.

You just are a stupid fucker, aren't you, Fuck Face?

Us saying yes when you asked is no reason to take advantage of the We.

"Why did you continue this affair, why did you think I wasn't going to be the type to call your wife" We said.
"I read you personality, your demeanor and knew you wouldn't be a threat" he replied. [might be a paraphrase, but that's what he said...he didn't think we were a threat]

"To bad you didn't know all of us" we replied.

Too. Fucking. Bad. Fuck Face.

They never wanted me loose; I don't fucking care about you, your life or your wife. Watch your back. Watch it good. Your job and your comfortable life...all at our fingertips. 

We have a minimal amount to lose, far less than anyone would imagine. We don't want to lose our job, but if we do, we have resources at our disposal to float for at least two years.

How about you, Fuck Face?

You. Don't. Even. Know.

Signed with love,
~You don't know me, don't pretend you've ever met me - 
P.S. yeah, no, we're totally not a threat....threat, what? Just try it. We're joking... really, this is a joke...YUP.

For the month of May, Mental Health Awareness Month, we will be posting this at he bottom of each of our entries, to help provide additional information about us, and about DID/MPD

10 Things You Should Know About US That MIGHT Surprise YOU:
  1. We used to be a Baptist missionary (yeah, can you fucking believe that shit?!) [we are NOT religious]
  2. We were once married (didn’t last long) [one of our stories talks about him]
  3. We have had nearly 30 physical addresses in 30 years, mostly as an adult (nothing could contain us in the early days) [we actually own a house, but choose not to live in it]
  4. We’ve lived in 2 countries: 1 province and 6-7 different states (running much)
  5. We have lost 120 pounds since the age of 24 (100 of it when we were 24) [and it's close to 140 pounds now)
  6. We have a full time job (well, now it's 32 hours a week - but they actually let us work around the other humans!) [it get's harder everyday, and this is the longest we've ever had a single job since we were 17. We've been there almost a year]
  7. We deal with social anxiety type symptoms every day (and these days we choose not to leave home much, but for going to work) [there are about three people we feel comfortable with being in public with and sometimes we have to be out there alone]
  8. We have multiple “mental illness” diagnoses (doesn't everybody?) [p.s. all misdiagnosed]
  9. We have two beautiful cats, who piss us off every day (but they are special, because they put up with us) [though one of us hates them beyond belief]
  10. We have struggled to survive, over and over, defeating the odds thrown against us (read our stories) [seriously, how are we not dead yet?]

    We've copied the stories written here that are specifically about our past (mostly abuse) and moved them to our other blog, called:
Addressing The Issue of Frank: The Origins, History and Life Story of Frank, from "Just Call Me Frank: One Womans Endeavour At Being Frank"  
Some of our writing on this blog we like to promote, these are those entries since mid-January 2011. There are bits of writing in this blog that we do not actually promote due to embarrassment over things that some have written - they are here for our own tracking - they are angry, mean, scary things. If you feel like it you can find them on your own. Here are the highlights of what we have written so far this year:

The Mental Health Entries: 
Dissociative Identity Disorder/Multiple Personality Disorder
Humour/Random Fun:

If you have any questions for us we are very open and will answer to our best ability - this is totally the month to ask us questions. You can either ask us on Twitter, in the comment section of a blog entry here, or e-mail us at justcallmefrank2010 (at)

Resources for You - facts, figures and personal stories of other people can be found on these sites:
National Institute of Mental Health:
American Psychological Association:
Canadian Mental Health Association:
Mental Health Europe:
World Psychiatric Association:


  1. Something tells me Fuck Face better watch his back. What. A. Jerk.

  2. he 'read' that you aren't a threat? collosal stupidity. on par with the stupidity mentioned in my latest FB status. geez, what is it with moronic men today?

  3. We know right?!

    He's been reading out blog since at least December...DECEMBER. What doesn't he fucking get?!

    Sure, sure, he trusted The Other Girl, and we trusted us too...until today. Now, we don't even trust us...he really should have seen it coming. He knew we loved him....for months.