Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Too Hot To Handle

It's just been to hot to do anything.  And for me that includes writing a blog entry.  I am sucking at this right now. 

The unfortunate thing about my blog is I started it when I closed my business a few months back, with lots of intention on writing everyday (because I had time!) but I "fell" into a new career pretty quickly, and despite the fact I only work three days a week (that's right, three)- I currently find myself with no privacy/alone time. It's summer too, so I want to suck up every last bit of it before I am thrown into the polar opposite of temperatures.  


Thursday, August 5, 2010

F'N Justin Bieber

I open up the newspaper, which happened to be in my house because of a house-guest, and what do I read on the front page (albeit it wasn't the cover story but...)

'Bieber to publish his memoirs'
This kid might be the only Canadian thing that rubs me the wrong way.  I don't know why, other than his stupid smug face...his stupid haircut...him wanting Chuck Norris to play him in a movie about his life...his receipt of a BET (yeah, that's BLACK Entertainment Television - not Bieber Entertainment Television) award then he didn't even show up...did I mention his stupid smug "Disney-should-own-me" face...and NOW...a memoir...A MEMOIR.
He's f'n, what, 16 years old? How much could he have lived so far?  Let's see, he learned to walk, talk, eat, not crap in a diaper...he hasn't even graduated high school yet; yeah he got a record deal...but it's not like he lived a long hard life full of trials to get there.  Oh, and he looks like a girl.  A girl!

"Dear diary, today I got my first pube"

Over 1,600,000 hits is what you find regarding this sad, sad subject.

F-U Justin Beiber.  I don't care if you are Canadian...you act like a douche.

That is all.

Yep, welcome back to me, and my 'Bieber-Rage' :)

What do YOU think the highlight of his memoir will be??