A Video Share - Laugh of the Day

Gordon Pinsent reads Justin Biebers memoirs...


Just as assassin as I figured it's be (his memoir)


F'n Justin Beiber (<- read my blog entry where I get my hate on for JB ('Bieber to publish his memoirs'), or read other things that piss me off, which also includes Beiber.)


F'N Bieber...

So I've been under a rock...

So, you must have heard about all the Chilean miners that have finally been rescued from the depths of the earth (yesterday?), right?  Me too.  Only I've only been hearing about it for about three days.  Apparently these men and women had been trapped for two months.

Now, if you've known me on Facebook or followed my blog briefly in it's infancy a few months back (when I used to write about actual current events) you know that I am usually all up in the news.  Apparently, since I have canceled my cable my life has been akin to living under a rock.

Makes me wonder what else I have missed...someone should fill me in.  Or I should start paying more attention to my tried and true online news sources.  You know what though?  It's awfully comfortable under this rock.

Here's a totally unrelated picture.  

I posted a picture of the other one, so I felt guilty.
This is one of my "Noodles", not quite as adorable as "Mehitable", but he makes up for it in personality.

Anyone else notice the article about the Chilean Miners from The Vancouver Sun has F'N Justin Beiber (<- read my blog entry where I get my hate on for JB, and other things that piss me off) up in the corner slated to appear in Saturdays paper?  We need to replace him with the next 'tween sensation...I'm sick of "Beiber fever" everywhere I turn.  I don't follow it but when they shove it down your throat it's hard not to notice.

F'N Justin Bieber

I open up the newspaper, which happened to be in my house because of a house-guest, and what do I read on the front page (albeit it wasn't the cover story but...)

'Bieber to publish his memoirs'

This kid might be the only Canadian thing that rubs me the wrong way.  I don't know why, other than his stupid smug face...his stupid haircut...him wanting Chuck Norris to play him in a movie about his life...his receipt of a BET (yeah, that's BLACK Entertainment Television - not Bieber Entertainment Television) award then he didn't even show up...did I mention his stupid smug "Disney-should-own-me" face...and NOW...a memoir...A MEMOIR.
He's f'n, what, 16 years old? How much could he have lived so far?  Let's see, he learned to walk, talk, eat, not crap in a diaper...he hasn't even graduated high school yet; yeah he got a record deal...but it's not like he lived a long hard life full of trials to get there.  Oh, and he looks like a girl.  A girl!

"Dear diary, today I got my first pube"

Over 1,600,000 hits is what you find regarding this sad, sad subject.

F-U Justin Beiber.  I don't care if you are Canadian...you act like a douche.

That is all.

Yep, welcome back to me, and my 'Bieber-Rage' :)

What do YOU think the highlight of his memoir will be??

Exploded Brain Matter and a Friday

I don't like to hate people, things, etc.  But that doesn't mean that their isn't stuff that makes my head want to explode brain matter. Inspired by Tosh.0's new "I Hate" segments I have created my own list of dislikes, but first...

Daniel Tosh (Tosh.0): I Hate Video

THINGS THAT MAKE MY HEAD
WANT TO EXPLODE! 
(or things I dislike)

(in blog form because I just don't do vlogging)

Tangled Wires/Hangers - they need a quick release button because the Tangles Hanger Dance is only fun for so long...

Image Sources: www.wired.com and www.flickr.com

Liars/Dishonesty/Misleading - shut the heck up and tell people the truth all you habitual liars...at least TRY. This list includes: BP, Fox News, Rush Limbaugh, most media, most of the government and lots, and lots, of everyday people...and all the usual suspects - not to be confused with THE Usual Suspects (my insane group of friends).

Glenn Back (see: Liars/Dishonesty) (really, no explanation should be necessary)

Source: Media Matters (?)

Emotionally Unavailable Men - there is nothing wrong with having feelings, talking about your feelings or crying for that matter.  Really, grow a pair already because a real man (in my opinion) can be emotional and emotionally available.

Banana Slugs - I've walked on sidewalks covered with them - it is very unsettling.

Waiting - for almost anything

Source: Online Personal Training Video Boot Camp

Rude/Selfish/Ignorant People - I'll combine theses because I have found that, generally, they go hand-in-hand. Like the angry guy in the grocery store yelling at the new cashier and being downright rude.  Take a deep breath dude. Think about someone else for once - don't act like your the only one that exists. This list includes: (see list for 'Liars/Dishonesty/Misleading')


People Eating My Favourite Foods Without An Inventory Update - seriously if you're gonna eat all my saltines at least tell me, so when I want some I don't have to find any empty box and be sad; or don't disguise the last tube of them (that you opened by the way)so when I pull them out of the cupboard half of them fall to the floor.  This makes me sad.  It's not just the Saltines.

Justin Beiber - it all started when I saw him on a Late Night with Jimmy Fallons saying he wants Check Norris to play him in "the" movie about his life, he may be Canadian [and I have a fondess for them] but this kid makes me want to punch him in his stupid smug face - stop singing about crap your too young to know about and get the hair out of your face.  Man, I just want to kick at him.

                         Beiber on Jimmy Fallon

(a little after the second minute the douchiness begins)

I guess that's a good list...there may be a second edition in the future.  
"Things I Dislike", inspired by Tosh.0,and the day of Friday. Brought to you by this song, which rocks; and actually isn't really brought to you by me, or them, seeing as I don't own the song and they don't know me. 
It's FRIDAY!!!

I Hate Everyone by Say Anything

P.S. I don't hate everyone but I do love this song!