We don't like holidays. We think they are stupid; and they are all made up anyway. Yes. THEY ARE ALL MADE UP. Deal with it. Get over it. Move past it.
The only good part is the candy, and even that is debatable.
Are you ready now?
We just could not pass up a post about Lady Porn Day! Yep, that's right: LADY PORN DAY. Might be one of the more awesome made up holidays, next to Steak and Blow Job Day, of course. And all holidays celebrating food.
Let's celebrate FOOD
So, Lady Porn Day...February 22nd is officially Lady Porn Day, a day about exploring porn and masturbationOh, stop blushing.
And hey, we learned a new phrase: Jilling Off. We think it's awesome. If you don't get the gist of what it means then maybe you should go play in the "kittie section".
You can follow Tweets about it with #LadyPornDay (can we hear trending topic of the day anyone?)
How will you celebrate Lady Porn Day? I hope we get to celebrate it by having actual sex, and not by watching porn. But if we have to, we will. Ouch, you twisted my arm.
Yep, we only have one.
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