...More Ass Kicking From Life...

Welcome to our new found debt spiral...apparently.

As if all the extra expenses from the tenant we've told you about in two blog entries this past week
Sometimes Karma is a Bitch for a Reason (last Thursday)
http://just-call-me-frank.blogspot.com/2011/06/sometimes-karma-is-bitch-for-reason.html and
Life Kicks us in the Ass at Every Turn (Yesterday)
http://just-call-me-frank.blogspot.com/2011/07/life-kicks-us-in-ass-at-every-turn.html
wasn't enough stress...

Today we got word that the house insurance is due tomorrow, which obviously one of us knew about it, but it wouldn't be so bad, the house insurance being due, if they had not just, without warning, increased the insurance premiums by 18% - which is to say about $500 more dollars than we are used to paying, a total increase of almost $1800 a year since we purchased the house almost 4 years ago ... so ... if you're wondering why we've been so quiet on Twitter ... and why there hasn't been any new posts of our history/our memories, it's because this massive amount of stress makes it seems utterly exhausting to try to communicate on the level we need to in order to write about those things.

At this point we're ready to say: Hey! If you're a literary agent, or someone who hires freelance writers...contact us...we could REALLY use the extra cash, or as some people have suggested, a book deal...
We're about one-step away from working for an escort service...or worse, becoming a bartender...wait, which is worse? Both are going to get us touched by gross drunk men...