Just Call Me Frank: Our Endeavour at Being Frank: We Is Blogging Drunk...Again...

Friday, April 29, 2011

We're a unicorn...what the hell do you want? (the image, of a drunk unicorn that would make that sentence more clear, has been removed as of 9/3/2012)

Yeah, well...we've been drinking again, which means we can't really write...big surprise there...even with as many of us as there are here...drunk is drunk when you share the same body...it's just too hard to write paragraphs and edit them so they make sense to someone other than Us...

Don't f'n judge us...until after you read something we didn't write drunk...THEN you can judge us.

Look, we never get out of the apartment, but we got to go out with all the people we enjoy (Fabulous People, Fuck Face, and Important Boss - minus The Pup) all at once. With the looming weekend ahead of us being all by ourself, but for all our Twitter friends...we deserve to have a drink (or 2, or 5...whatever). We haven't slept much in days...we're a little...more than whatever.

Read yesterday's post...which is also a drunk post, but has more words...or something; but the same archives.

Let's just say that some of us are a little angry about some of our behavior...mainly the weakness (FNA/The Jeans/Fuck Face) we have...you know who he is. We're gonna replace him. We promise. Because we have to. Soon. He's just bad for the We. We'll just eat 'em and throw him out; because we can do so much better. So. Much. Better. (we just have to want to)

(yeah, it's Ke$ha...colour us ashamed [clearly], but this song is pretty wicked cool..p.s. you could probably stand being a little sweeter, FF, every once in awhile, you complete HORSE'S ass)

Read stories of our life:

Addressing The Issue of Frank: The Origins, History and Life Story of Frank, from "Just Call Me Frank: One Womans Endeavour At Being Frank" (also contains our artwork and photography)

More of our writing...because we write every damn day...this is what we consider to be some to be some of our "best"...