A shout out to men:
My ass (and I imagine other womens' asses) is not an animal. If I gave you a look it wasn't a free pass to grab my ass like a 5 year old grabs a bunny at the local petting zoo.
Then again, I attacked a mans wicked 'fro like it was cotton candy and I was a starving child at the fair. For that, I apologize to the man who I walked up behind and plunged my fingers into the soft fluffy cloud of fantasticness his well coiffed do. I know it was a brazen move, but I'm a brazen gal...especially after a few gin and waters. Guess I should have bought him a drink:)
Yeah, his hair looked JUST LIKE THAT.
Now tell me you don't want to shove your fingers in it.
Now tell me you don't want to shove your fingers in it.
Omg that was just too funny! I could totally picture you doing that!
ReplyDeleteBut...at least you had fun and yea...you shoulda bought him a drink. Shame on you. LOL
So you're prostituting your ass in exchange for a drink? (am I supposed to laugh? lol;)
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ReplyDeleteYes, you are.
muahahaha!
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