Just Call Me Frank: Our Endeavour at Being Frank: We Is Blogging Drunk

Not gonna lie. We're drunk - not like that's hard to achieve on two night with a total of 6 hours of sleep, no food and plenty of white wine.

And it's Thursday, and that means it's Fabulous People and The Pup night, minus The Pup because it's his girlfriends birthday; but we're happy with Fabulous People, because they are Awesome - so we won't be writing about anything to important tonight; and tonight we're not cooking, which is what we do on Thursday nights. Tonight was suppose to be shepherds pie (mmm...shepherds pie)...but let's be honest...we'll be lucky if we can make it across the street to order some take out.

We drank with Fuck Face (a.k.a. FNA/The Jeans (<- be careful, you click on that and you'll get everything we've ever written about that fucker <3) this afternoon, and Important Boss (meanwhile how can Important Boss not know what's going on behind closed office doors?! Probably because we are FAR to hot to be fucking Fuck Face...) - he (FNA) is an asshole and we love him. It's just something we'll have to work on getting over, but for right now he's a drug we can't kick (he's somehow so adorable...and witty...we just want to slap him). He's just so ...everything. Stupid asshole - he should be ours. He doesn't even know what he's missing. Well, he knows some of what he's missing...but really...he has no clue. He would never be able to keep up anyway.

So, in case you're new here...there is a bunch of crap to read on our blog. In the meantime, you read that and we'll go to Twitter and play with our Twitter friends while we wait for Fabulous People to show up!

Confused? Shouldn't be....read.

And to those of you who think it's great that we're so functional...do you know how much WORK that takes on a daily basis to portray the illusion we are functional? No, probably not. Look ma, NO MEDS!

**Last minute cancellation...no Fabulous People either...guess we're hitting that bottle of scotch until we pass out. Great...Twitter, here we come..and whatever restaurant that we can stumble to...

Read stories of our life:

Addressing The Issue of Frank: The Origins, History and Life Story of Frank, from "Just Call Me Frank: One Womans Endeavour At Being Frank" (also contains our artwork and photography)

More of our writing...because we write every damn day...this is what we consider to be some to be some of our "best"...