'Bieber to publish his memoirs'
He's f'n, what, 16 years old? How much could he have lived so far? Let's see, he learned to walk, talk, eat, not crap in a diaper...he hasn't even graduated high school yet; yeah he got a record deal...but it's not like he lived a long hard life full of trials to get there. Oh, and he looks like a girl. A girl!
"Dear diary, today I got my first pube"
Over 1,600,000 hits is what you find regarding this sad, sad subject.
F-U Justin Beiber. I don't care if you are Canadian...you act like a douche.
That is all.
Yep, welcome back to me, and my 'Bieber-Rage' :)
What do YOU think the highlight of his memoir will be??
LOL!!! I LOVE IT! I cannot STAND this little wanker and he DOES look like a girl!
ReplyDeleteThe highlight? "The day I turned my shaggy, too long hair into a 'style' when I ran out of gel and brushed it over to one side." Basically his hair is a Donald Trump for tweens. UGH!
You would think that years of idiots getting book deals would numb me to such an occurrence, but I still feel a little seething rage at the injustice of it all. Then I realize this poor kid is just a cog in a giant machine and is probably having his childhood robbed from him, so I feel a little better.
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