Showing posts with label Food Porn. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Food Porn. Show all posts

Monday, May 13, 2013

Butcher And The Boar...A Restaurant Review of Meaty Proportion

We're in Minneapolis until tomorrow (for reasons we'll write about tomorrow), in the meantime James secured a good deal on a one hour massage at a place called Keep in Touch Massage (http://www.keepintouchmassage.net/) with a great masseuse named Ben. We had a brutally painful deep tissue massage (they are supposed to be painful) that was better than the last few years of massage therapists we've had. We highly recommend him.

After the massage we went to dinner at an interesting little place we found perusing http://www.citypages.com/restaurants/ called Butcher and The Boar (http://butcherandtheboar.com/). Butcher and The Boar, a 2013 James Beard Award Semifinalist for Best New Restaurant, is in downtown Minneapolis, Minnesota, and specializes in house smoked/preserved meats (Charcuterie), craft beers, and Bourbon.

While we did not partake in the alcoholic offerings this time around, we took the meats head on.

The host and hostesses of Butcher and The Boar are friendly as they great you at the door. As they take you into the restaurant you are greeted with tasteful decor, comfortable surrounds and music at just the right volume, as you pass by the bar into the dining area, which are separated by large panes of glass. The feel of dining room is not so much restaurant, and dining hall. Think German Beer Hall.
The smell, like walking into a bottle of Liquid Smoke, divine.
While there were women present, the clientele appears overwhelming males ages 24 and up; the environment undoubtedly masculine, without being pushy. It all makes sense really: beer, bourbon and meat heaven...it's like man mecca.

The service was prompt and courteous, not overly friendly, which for diners like us, was pretty nice. Not everybody wants waitstaff that are obviously disingenuous - we like our servers attentive, without being familiar.
A woman, not waitstaff, came around and silently kept the water glasses full, while the waiter left us with our food and conversation. Perfect.

The only real complaint about the service, which is a direct reflection of the menu, was related to the two dishes ordered that contained nuts - one peanuts, one pecans; only once we were served the dish that contained peanuts (Stuffed Jalapenos ~ yes, you read that right) did the staff who delivered it say there were peanuts in it, and we actually had to ask what was on the dish containing pecans (the gratin on the Coal Fired Sweet Potatoes, as they cleared away the plates). Thankfully we don't have nut allergies, but our mind was on those who do, and also the liability of the restaurant.

Overall though the food was amazing, platters of pickled items, expertly smoked and preserved meats accompanied by vegetables, sauces and mustard - what's not to love.

House Pickle Plate with
Pickled Heart & Beef Heart
James doesn't like pickled things so we took on the House Pickle Plate "solo" and added Pickled Egg & Beef Heart for the extra $2 (if you are an avid reader of our cooking entries and recipes, you know we have a thing for animal hearts). Broken down item by item the least favourite thing on the Pickle Plate was the beets, but that's just because we prefer the lighter (less clove) taste of the ones we pickle. The best thing on the plate turned out to be the Pickled Egg, and the Beef Heart; the pickled eggs not too strong, and the pickled heart, something we had never tried, was such a unique texture for heart, and not overly pickled. Forcing James to try select item, he was pleasantly surprised, particularly regarding the heart - he is not a fan of that delicious offal - saying that the pickled preparation is probably the only way we could get him to eat heart in the future.

We must not forget to mention the Stuffed Jalapenos, which were not at all as expected, in that they were inspiring and unique. Stuffed with a smooth peanut butter mixture, and garnished with golden raisins and feta, the Stuffed Jalapenos were a surprise, a spicy sweet treat. To be honest, had the menu said they contained peanut butter we probably would not have tried them. (but that still doesn't justify the non-disclosure of the peanuts by menu or waitstaff)

Stuffed Jalapenos
Bring on the Charcuterie!

Instead of choosing one of their several main course meat offerings, we opted to go big and order both the Butcher Sampler, and the Sausage Sampler to share, and James chose the Coal Fired Sweet Potatoes, and Skillet Cornbread, as sides.

The Butcher Sampler, a platter of house preserved meats served cold, was our primary choice, the offering included Turkey Braunschweiger, Texas Wild Boar Ham, Red Wattle Sausage, Rooster Terrine, and Wild Boar Head Cheese. Of all the items the Head Cheese, which is what sold the sampler, and the Braunschweiger, were our favorites; though the Braunschweiger, in it's luxuriously smooth texture, was very rich - half the amount of it would have sufficed (but then, these platters are meant to be shared among a table, so...). While the various accompaniments, pickled and crunchy, clearly have their place in cutting the heaviness of the fat on the tongue and cleaning the palate a bit, to make way for each new selection, every item is worthy of naked enjoyment.

Butcher Sampler
Left to Right: Rooster Terrine, 
Wild Boar Head Cheese, Texas Wild Boar Ham, Red Wattle Sausage, Turkey Braunschweiger - served with crisps
A quick primer on some "strange" things:
Braunschweiger - a liverwusrt, a pâté made of mashed livers
Head Cheese - made from boiling pieces of the head, feet and/or tongue of an animal until it is jellied and then formed into a loaf.
Terrine - a pressed loaf of loosely chopped meat.

James' pick, The Sausage Sampler, a trio of house smoked sausages: Wild Boar Hot Link, Texas Beef Link, and Berkshire Pork & Cheddar, is an experience. A plate with three large juicy sausages with a very spicy Dijon English mustard called Zataran to be paired with the Wild Boar, and other sauces and veggie mixtures. A plate of smoked meat to behold.

Of all the offerings the Wild Boar Hot Link turned out to be both his, and our, favourite. A nice balance between the smooth cheesy Pork & Cheddar, and the Beef. We both found the Pork to be a bit gamier than we anticipated (at first thinking it the Boar), but nonetheless delicious.

Sausage Sampler
The sides James ordered only got enough of a taste from us to ascertain that they were indeed very, very, good. As he liberally spread the smooth mapley buttery mixture onto his large skillet corn bread, we lusted after it, cursing our midsection.
The Coal Fired Sweet Potatoes were topped with a sweet pecan gratin covering a perfectly smooth and buttery interior encased in a charred skin.
The mouth salivates at the memory.

Skillet Cornbread
Coal Fired Sweet Potatoes
This amount of food was far more than enough for two people, half of each sausage came back to the hotel room with us and James was forbidden to order dessert, because while it may not look like it based on this eating experience, we are on a diet - a high protein, low-carb/gluten diet, so this restaurant fit nicely into our diet). Otherwise we would have welcomed the dessert menu, which looked amazing, with open arms and drooling mouth.

Bottom line, if you love smoked meat, or meat in general, beer, and bourbon. A good atmosphere and new eating experiences, check out Butcher and The Boar next time you visit Minneapolis.

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Monday, April 1, 2013

Straight-up Food Porn

Yesterday we celebrated Easter with our friend Wild Man's family. A very large and loud gathering of people. It was mostly okay. We'll see how we feel about attending future events, which we have already been invited to.

We brought a cheesecake, mostly because WM had raved to his parents about the one we made last week when we had him over for dinner, and had told them all about James and "my"cooking. His family loves food. Lots of food. So with all the activity yesterday, then coming home to make a cake for James' birthday, which is today, then making a great dinner for his birthday today, all we have for you tonight is food porn...no recipes, just straight-up food porn...cheesecake, birthday cake and birthday dinner...

The cheesecake we made for Easter:
This cheesecake was repeatedly referenced as "sin"...

 And then there was birthday dinner...

James requested Beef Wellington...
Before it got wrapped in puff pastry it was seared on all sides and topped with a duxelle (mushrooms, onions, garlic and thyme finely chopped and sauteed in butter and extra virgin olive oil)
After it was wrapped, brushed with egg wash and baked
Beef Wellington with a pan sauce, maple balsamic roasted carrots, garlic sauteéd button mushrooms and mashed potatoes.







The birthday cake James requested - Black Forrest Cake...




Three layers filled with cream and from-scratch cherry filling

Thursday, March 21, 2013

It Was Just Begging For It...

...to be drizzled in caramel sauce, that is. How could we resist.

We had company tonight, and since it was James' "best buddy" we told him he could pick the dessert, and of course he picked cheesecake. We've only made about two from scratch, ever. Pretty sure both times was in culinary school. And pretty sure both times were a minor fail. It's always easier to buy the boxed kind, but it's never going to taste as luscious or unique as a from-scratch job.

So, we set out to make the cheesecake yesterday. It's always best to do it the day before, that's just logic. That way it had time to cool, and the flavor enhances. It's tough to look at it for 24 whole hours and keep your fingers out of it though...

If there's one important tip, it would be make sure the cream cheese, sour cream and whipping cream is at room temperature, it makes it whip so much smoother and easier, which can make or break a cheesecake. The sign of a "perfectly" done cheesecake is that it doesn't crack in the center when it bakes (because that's an indication that it's going to be dry), and that there's no clumps of "raw" cheesecake inside.

We're just linking to the recipe, we skipped the 'Toppings' portion because we decided to use a mixture of fresh strawberries, and a simple fresh strawberry sauce, and a from scratch caramel sauce (a near fail-proof recipe from culinary school we will not be sharing with you today).

The dinner guest said: "I'm never going to like The Cheesecake Factory again after this." And so this recipe gets a Frankie 5 star.

The recipe:
Perfect Cheesecake
http://www.simplyrecipes.com/recipes/perfect_cheesecake/

How it looked:




Monday, March 11, 2013

Cooking With Frank: Egyptian Spice Sauce

This is a recipe we created yesterday for Sunday dinner, it's so easy to make, and tasty, it's hard to say it was a creation. Of course the sauce can be used with beef, or wild game. Personally, it's probably too heave for chicken and fish, but you can always try it (just add more oil, or better yet butter).


This recipe requires a dry-rub marinade that will take at least 12 hours. Also recommended is a immersion blender, but a regular blender will also work.

Egyptian Spiced Country-Style Pork Ribs
Ingredients:
1 1/2 - 2 pounds of country-style pok ribs
1 Tbsp extra-virgin olive oil
1 medium yellow onion, thinly sliced
1/4-1/2 cup red wine
1 quart of stewed tomatoes
1 Tbsp Egyptian Meat Spice (or to-taste)
Course Sea Salt, to-taste
Fresh ground pepper, to-taste

Instruction:
The Dry Rub:
Season meat with salt, and rub all sides of meat with Egyptian Meat Spice mixture. Place in large plastic bag, or container, and place in fridge for at least 12 hours (the longer the better).

The Implementation:
Preheat oven to 350 °F.

Put olive oil in a pan (not non-stick) heated over medium head. Add sliced onions and sauté for no more than two minutes.
Place the pork over the top of the onions and sear each side of the pork until darkly browned.

After the pieces of meat are browned on all sides remove pork from pan and set aside.

Deglaze* pan with red wine. Once the bits of meat and onions are loosened from the bottom of the pan add the stewed tomatoes, spice mix, and salt.

Place meat back into the pan with the other ingredients, cover pan with tin foil and place in over for one hour. After one hour turn the meat and place back in the oven for about  30 minutes. Depending on the thickness of the pieces of meat, you may want to keep it in the oven longer, use your own judgement.


Remove pan from oven and once again set aside the meat, this time tent beneath tinfoil to keep it warm.

In a bowl, or blender jar, blend the liquid from the pan to make the sauce smooth. Return sauce and meat to pan, and over medium heat reduce the sauce mixture to desired thickness.

Plate, eat and enjoy!

*Deglaze: A technique of removing/dissolving bits of food browned to the bottom of a pan by slowly adding a small amount of liquid to the hot pan, and scraping and stirring the bits from the bottom of the pan

Suggested Accompaniments:
Sour Cream and Chive Mashed Potatoes
Roasted Asparagus

Egyptian Spiced Country-Style Pork Ribs, Sour Cream and Chive
Mashed Potatoes, and Asparagus Roasted
in Tuscan Herb Extra Virgin Olive Oil 
Alright, what is Egyptian Spice, you ask.

Egyptian Spice is a automatic spice mixture used to flavour meats. It's very strong, and it's used in Egypt to cover up the smell and taste of meat that is going bad or rancid.

Gross, right? Meat going so bad you actually have to heavily spice it to eat it. They actually have poor sanitation and food standards in much of Egypt (see our travel journals from 2009 for more: Cairo, Egypt / Alexandria, Egypt), to say "poor standards" is an understatement though, "appalling" is more accurate; but the spice they use is beautiful, and the taste is really unique.

While the spice we brought back from our trip to Egypt had no ingredient list, we managed to find some comparable mix recipes based on the spices we could detect. Here are a couple for you to try out. Remember, with most recipes you can adjust most anything you want to tailor it to your taste buds (except baking recipes, baking involves more science). We could detect some cardamom, so feel free to add that to the following recipe:

Egyptian Meat Spice:
1/2 tsp allspice
1/2 tsp black pepper
1/2 tsp cinnamon
1/2 tsp cloves, ground
1/2 tsp nutmeg, ground
1/2 tsp fenugreek
1/2 tsp ginger, powdered

Alternatively, because who doesn't like options:
Moroccan Spice:
1 tsp cumin, ground
1 tsp ginger, ground
1 tsp salt
3/4 tsp freshly ground black pepper
1/2 tsp cinnamon, ground
1/2 tsp coriander, ground
1/2 tsp cayenne
1/2 tsp allspice, ground
1/4 tsp cloves, ground

Hope you give this recipe a try!

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Sunday, August 28, 2011

Cooking With Frank - Ratatouille

So we figured to redeem our mess ups at work this week we would do a blog post on food, a food we enjoy.

Ratatouille, what is it besides a movie put out by Disney/Pixar?


Oh wait. How did we mess up at work? Well...first of all we were tasked to make some pots de creme (a French custard dessert), so we got all the ingredients together on the recipe that was given to us. Cream, eggs, sugar and vanilla bean. We mixed the eggs and sugar and brought the cream to a boil and them tempered (tempering eggs, is adding a small amount of a hot liquid a bit at a time into a beaten egg mixture to warm them up without scrambling them) the egg mixture, and just as we poured the last bit of cream into the bowl we glanced at the recipe, because we were looking at the mixture thinking "This doesn't seem right" and sure enough... what said 2 1/4 CUPS had been mistaken by one of us for 2 1/4 LITERS. We had multiplied the recipe by 2, so instead of 4 1/2 cups of cream we had used 4 1/2 LITERS! 


Figuring we were screwed we tried to think of a way out of it and decided we would just reheat the liquid, crack some more eggs (a combination of whole eggs and extra yolks). So now the mixture had 4 1/2 Liters of cream, 8 whole eggs and 12 egg yolks. We tempered the new mixture and put it in ramekins (a small ceramic pot used for things like individual desserts) in a hotwater bath (placing the ramekins in a pan and filling the pan halfway with boiling water).

All looked fine, until after they cooked....the tops bubbled and it was a mini disaster, even though they tasted fine, the texture was strange and as far as the sous chef was concerned it was a fail. He was also not thrilled with the wasted ingredients, and so we are to redo them on Monday (*fingers crossed*). Too much cream AND we used the wrong oven (nobody had told us what oven to use, so that's a moot point).


That same day we managed to knock a dish of sauce onto the floor and splatter it around the kitchen, the guy who works at our station with us was very impressed with the distance of the splatters. He cleaned it up for us though, and the dishwasher mopped the floor. Hey, we were fixing an important piece of appliance, not like we were standing around doing nothing while they cleaned up our mess.

Fun times.

So, now back to the Ratatouille.




In the restaurant scene of the movie Ratatouille (great movie, by the way) the dish looks all fancy, but in the scene where he is a child you will see it served in a rustic style. That's the kind we like to make...who needs fancy as long as it tastes amazing?! Rustic style, country style...this dish reigns from France and is a traditional stewed vegetable dish from the Provençal region (Nice, France, to be more specific). It's super easy to make and very comforting.

The Ingredients:

  • Mushrooms - cut into halves, quarters or sixths, your choice, depending on how big the mushroom is.
  • Garlic - 1 whole clove
The Raw Ingredients
A half of each of the following:
  • Eggplant - cup into cubes of desired size [sprinkle with salt and drain in a strainer, eggplant has a lot of moisture and it's not always helpful in a dish]
  • Zucchini - cut into cubes or small rounds
  • Red Bell Pepper - cut into 1/2" diced cubes
  • Green Bell Pepper - cut into 1/2" diced cubes
  • Celery - cut into 1/4-1/2" dice
  • Onions - cut into 1/2" cubes

    THEN:
  • Tomatoes - a can of stewed tomatoes will do, size depends on how much sauce you want.
  • Olive Oil - about 1 Tablespoon
  • Thyme - dried works, add during cooking. If using fresh add at the end. Dried needs to be added int he middle to make time for the release of the flavours.
  • Salt & Pepper - as desired
  • Basil - as desired for garnish.
  • Oh, and if you have some vegetable (or chicken) stock kicking around you can use it by adding it to the tomatoes as the sauce reduces. It'll add some extra tastiness...but beware that evil sodium!
What To Do With The Stuff:
In Process
So, cut up all those first eight (set aside the onion) ingredients and set aside. The nice thing about those is many times you'll have those things lying around (if you are the type to buy fresh vegetables), and you may even have half of some of them on hand, especially if you don't have a big family. All we had to do is buy a green pepper, a small eggplant and one stalk of celery (because we knew we wouldn't end up eating a whole bunch of it even if we bought it)

In a skillet (preferably oven safe) saute the onion and garlic in olive oil until translucent (maybe around 3 minutes) add the vegetables (we recommend adding the harder vegetables a couple of minutes before the softer ones) that you cut up, after a couple of minutes add the tomatoes (and thyme, if using dried). and let simmer until it reaches the desired consistency (we covered the pan with tin foil and put it in the oven to simmer while the chicken baked. If you are using fresh thyme throw it in about 2 minutes or so before you plan to take it off of the stove.

What else do you serve with this?
Final Product: Ratatouille on Rotini Pasta,
Oregano Baked Chicken and Sauteed  Red Cabbage
Well...we made spiral pasta to serve because it's what we had in the cupboard and we like to try to improvise using things we have around. You could serve it with polenta, which is amazingly easy to make (we'll probably do an entry on that one day, polenta is tasty AND inexpensive) - you can also serve it with rice or bread. It's pretty versatile. There are many variations on it too, so you can pretty much make it how you like it.

Serve with a side salad and some meat , red, white, fish...the dish can be a side or a main. 
We chose chicken drumsticks (pretty unanimously our favorite part of the chicken, then the thighs, and roasted chicken is tasty when we make it and some of us hate chicken all together.

For a vegetable we had finely diced back bacon, red onion and apples sauteed with some red cabbage.



Other Cooking Related Blog Posts:
Cooking With Frank (we tell you how to make venison tenderloin, and some sides)
Cooking Shepherds Pie With Us, Drunk (that must have been fun for whoever was doing that)


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Saturday, March 19, 2011

Cooking With Frank

...and to a lesser degree, the rest of us...
Well, we said we have a lot of interests...one of them is cooking. Even though we have issues with food (we don't eat much, Bitch has a tendency to want to eat all the time, so I have to control her, someone has to, or we'd be fat all over again). We still love to cook occasionally, and nibble at our creations - and to cook for those we love.


One thing the keeps us from cooking is that it's hard to want to cook for just one body. Tonight I decided that we get to have a treat, a nice meal; if only because we had a venison steak begging to be removed from our freezer. Venison?; you ask? What's venison? Techincally it's a term for any wild meat: elk, boar, moose, rabbit...anything wild. In this case we are talking about deer meat.


It should be noted that we have a culinary degree. Thankfully The Other Girl got us some useful skills to use, since we rarely leave the apartment these days. We don't really like eating at restaurants, we're very picky and critical (even of our own cooking); and given our most recent experience of last weekend when I called a waitress a whore, and Bitch got upset; we would prefer to save money, and cook for our self.


So, given that this is a blog, and the whole point of blogs is to write stuff, to share information, etc.; we thought we'd teach you to cook something - or let you read about us cooking, if you are not inclined to pick up a whisk.


Why not listen to music while we talk about cooking? Some of our playlist from this afternoon:

 
It won't surprise you that The Other Girl used to write restaurant reviews for "friends", she even used to post them here, up until about her last week with us. The reviews where removed for the obvious reasons, as we desire to keep our location and identity as much a secret, for now, as possible. We feel safer this way, and we feel our family members can feel safer, given some of the content on this blog. Let that be a note for locals, who we know are reading, and know our identity. Discretion is not just for our own protection.


We have many "skills" - this is merely one of them. Talented Boyfriend of about 4 years ago, once told The Other Girl that she was a "jack of all trades, master of none"; well, guess what ass hole - We're a master of making wicked tasty food - too bad they didn't let you stick around long enough to fully appreciate their skills; even though before they got the degree they could cook pretty damn well. And now we can, for our self.


Our menu this evening was:
Venison tenderloin with mushrooms and onions, and gravy
Carrots and asparagus
Baked Potato with green onions, shredded cheese and sour cream (we're out of bacon! Tragedy has struck our kitchen!)
...and for dessert...
Fruit Parfait (though we might now get to that until very late this evening)


What you'll need:
Meat
Mushrooms (sliced, diced, chopped...however you like to eat them)
Onions (we sliced and diced, you cut them however you want 'em)
Carrots (we used baby, you can slice some regular ones if you want)
Asparagus (make sure to cut about one and a half inches off the bottom, it's woody)
Potato (use a russet, that's a baking potato)
Green Onions
Cheese
Sour Cream
Butter/fat
Flour
Salt
Pepper


and dessert...well, figure it out. (we will use plain unsweetened yogurt, honey/along ganola, and sautéed apples...maybe bananas and strawberries...we'll see.)


The thing about cooking is that it's not as much of a science as something like baking. Except the roux, to make roux you only need equal parts butter and flour; but all that other stuff? Just use as much or little as you want. It's really that easy! 


So, to start you'll want to:
  • Acquire and/or thaw some venison tenderloin (or beef, if you're scrunching your face right now).
  • Season the meat - which means salt and pepper on both sides - we recommended fresh cracked, but whatever you have is good enough)
  • Set the meat aside, at room temperature for a bit (a bit? Whatever, under an hour is good)
  • Preheat the oven to 400 (F)/205 (C)
  • Shred the cheese
  • Slice the green onions however you like
Next, prepare the gravy:
  • Start with a roux (the video attached will teach you that - sorry about the brief ad, if WE were making the instructional videos for you, they wouldn't be there...)
We had to remove the roux video, it wouldn't stick and kept reverting back to a copy of that gravy one...here is the link:
Note: You want to make a Blond Roux


The Gravy!!!!
Now that you have made the roux...skip ahead to 0:56 seconds on this video and pick up there...make it as thick or thin as you like.

How to make gravy
Our Gravy
The Mushrooms and Onions!
Meanwhile, if you can multi-task (if you can't multi-task start this before you start the gravy and set aside for reheating, cover with tinfoil until ready) you can sauté the sliced mushrooms and onions in whatever fat you choose, like butter - we did it in bacon fat, leftover from last weekends bacon!
Mushrooms and Onions!
The Steak and Veg!
Sear the steak in a pan with a little fat, again we used bacon fat (we use it for as much as possible). Just sear it until it's a little golden brown, then put it in the oven with the carrots and asparagus. We put them on top of the meat, as to not burn the asparagus. How long do you put it in the oven, you ask? Depends on how you like your steak. 
Dinner in our oven
When the meat is done to your liking (we do rare as much as possible, that's a few minutes after a nice searing) - pull it out of the oven and wrap it in tin foil to let it rest, when it rests it will reabsorb some of the juices, making it ...well...a juicier steak. The vegetables can stay in the oven to be made to your liking, we like them to be not mushy, so we probably pull them out faster than you would.
Complete!
Did we forget anything? Got questions? Post them in the comment section and we'll do our best to answer them! This is our first "instructional" cooking post. We could use suggestions on making it better
COOKING TERMS USED THAT YOU MIGHT NOT UNDERSTAND:
sauté; sautéed; sautéing: [saw-TAY, soh-TAY] To cook food quickly in a small amount of oil in a skillet or sauté pan over direct heat
sear: To brown meat quickly by subjecting it to very high heat either in a skillet, under a broiler or in a very hot oven. The object of searing is to seal in the meat's juices, which is why British cooks often use the word "seal" to mean the same thing.

FOOD PORN!