Lady Porn Day - A "Holiday" We Can Support

We don't like holidays. We think they are stupid; and they are all made up anyway. Yes. THEY ARE ALL MADE UP. Deal with it. Get over it. Move past it. 


The only good part is the candy, and even that is debatable.


Are you ready now?


We just could not pass up a post about Lady Porn Day! Yep, that's right: LADY PORN DAY. Might be one of the more awesome made up holidays, next to Steak and Blow Job Day, of course. And all holidays celebrating food.

Let's celebrate FOOD

So, Lady Porn Day...

February 22nd is officially Lady Porn Day, a day about exploring porn and masturbation

Oh, stop blushing.


And hey, we learned a new phrase: Jilling Off. We think it's awesome. If you don't get the gist of what it means then maybe you should go play in the "kittie section".


You can follow Tweets about it with #LadyPornDay (can we hear trending topic of the day anyone?)

How will you celebrate Lady Porn Day? I hope we get to celebrate it by having actual sex, and not by watching porn. But if we have to, we will. Ouch, you twisted my arm.

Some of our favorite Lady Porn Day Banners:

 

More porn stuff we've written about:  The Perfect Vagina and Frank Views on Porn

Our Porn Site Recommendation: Red Tube.com

Yep, we only have one.

Twelve Days of Christmas (Holiday) Television Specials

For the rest of the year I have decided to take a break from dating.  In doing so this forces me to come up with some other creative things to talk about, things that I enjoy and interest me, other than dating.

Now, some of these are traditional, some of them of contemporary and some of them are offensive. Take your pick. Let me know if you watch any of them.  I'll be honest, the Family Guy episode can be hard to swallow, there is a sequence in the middle that made me feel...disgusted.

There's lots of clips and some full shows. Enjoy.


1. A Cleveland Brown Christmas

The Cleveland Show (1) Episode 9 - A Cleveland Brown Christmas (FULL EPISODE)

Watch more Anime Videos at Vodpod

2. The Simpsons "The Fight Before Christmas"
can't go wrong with Classic Simpson Holiday fun.

It's extremely hard to find even a clip of The Simpsons. May I suggest kickasstorrents?

3. Family Guy "Road to the North Pole"

not for the faint of heart, believe it or not there is a great message wrapped up in this warped one hour special. If you don't like Family Guy, or find it offensive then don't watch this.  It mildly offended me; but I don't mind being offended.

4. A Very Glee Christmas

and if you haven't seen ...

5. Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas

...then I suggest you do, in order to get a context of #4 and to see, and appreciate the hilarity of, a real life"who" ('Emma Pillsbury', the guidance counselor).
Even if you don't watch the Glee special, if you haven't watched The Grinch then you should get 'er done!

6. A Flinstone Christmas Carol
you know you love the Flinstones. It'll be a "Rockin'" Christmas good time.

7. Frosty The Snowman
classic snowman fun. Here's a clip...

8. Jack Frost
you want the 1998 film staring Michael Keaton, not the 1997 horror movie...unless you do want that one...I don't judge.

9. Winnie the Pooh and Christmas Too

everybody needs a little "pooh" at Christmas.

10. The Christmas Story

CLASSIC.  Guns and kids in snowsuits with frozen tongues and, of
course, the famous "sex-oozing leg lamp". Family fun-time.
A clip...

11. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and the Island of Misfit Toys
another must-not-miss classic.

12. The Muppet Christmas Carol

Honorable Mention: 

1. A Muppet Family Christmas 1987 ABC Special
   I remember growing up and watching this, I loved it then and I love it now. It doesn't air ... ever, anymore. But thanks to the internet you can watch it, and for free!

Start watching here (it's in 5 parts):

Or watch this classic 12 Days of Christmas with The Muppet and John Denver